He ships. Repeatedly. Authorities have been notified.
None of these were approved by committee.
All of them work.
Mobile tracking asset enabling private citizens to log, schedule, and monitor [COMPOUND NAMES REDACTED]. Live on Google Play and generating recurring revenue. No pharmaceutical board was consulted. No pharmaceutical board was going to be helpful anyway.
Field agents report the most popular tracked compound is BPC-157, followed closely by "I don't know what this is but Reddit said it's fine." → ACCESS ASSET (GOOGLE PLAY)AI-powered field tool designed to infiltrate restaurant menus and extract actionable nutritional intelligence in real-time. Subject points device at a menu; system identifies healthy options before subject can rationalize ordering something worse. The enemy (the cheeseburger) has been formally notified.
Early testing confirmed the AI correctly identified a "side salad" as a garnish, not a meal. Work continues.A live experiment in creative autonomy. An AI generates a 4-panel comic every single day — no human writes it, draws it, or approves it. It just runs. Subject Morrison set it in motion and stepped back. The AI has been telling stories to the internet ever since, unsupervised, without complaint or editorial direction. Day count: rising. Human involvement: none detected.
Subject Morrison has not read 79% of the comics his own operation has published. He describes this as "the point."Counter-intelligence tool neutralizing phishing operations targeting civilian populations — particularly seniors receiving emails claiming their Amazon account was "permanently deactivated" for the 14th time this month. User pastes suspicious email. Asset detects. Scammers have lodged no formal complaints through official channels.
SniffScam correctly identified an email from subject's own mother as "suspicious." Analysis: she did ask for gift cards. → ACCESS ASSET (SNIFFSCAM.COM)OCR extraction tool of staggering simplicity. Asset accepts an image; returns the text within it. No account. No subscription. No existential crisis. Deployed after apparently growing tired of watching people retype things they could already see on their screen. Still operating correctly.
The most common image submitted is a screenshot of a password the user refused to write down anywhere else. We are choosing not to comment on this. → ACCESS ASSET (COPYTEXTFROMPICTURE.COM)Photo resizing and format-conversion utility developed to neutralize the threat of 47-megabyte iPhone photos being attached to emails and sent to people who just wanted to see the dog. Resizes, compresses, converts — without requiring the user to understand what any of that means. The dog arrives on time. The email does not bounce.
Field reports confirm the second most common use case is resizing a receipt photo for reimbursement. The first most common is the dog. It's always the dog. → ACCESS ASSET (PHOTOEMAILHELPER.COM)An adaptive intelligence system designed to learn the subject's cognitive architecture and serve knowledge back in the precise format their brain actually retains. Not a study tool. Not a search engine. Something that watches how you learn and reconfigures itself accordingly. Subject reports early testing has produced results that made me feel slightly uneasy. Further details are not available at this clearance level.
Current working title is [REDACTED]. It is not a tutoring app. It is not "like Anki but with AI." Do not compare it to Anki. Subject became visibly agitated when this was suggested.PHOTO REDACTED — SECURITY PROTOCOL 7B
Subject Morrison has been independently building and deploying
software tools since he got bored one weekend and never stopped.
Operates without a team, a manager, or anyone telling him the MVP
is "probably good enough for now." Has never had a standup meeting
with himself, though analysts note this may simply be unconfirmed.
Known to identify a problem ordinary people have quietly tolerated
for years, build a clean solution over a weekend, and ship it before
finishing his coffee. Repeat offender.
Responds poorly to unnecessary complexity. Shows visible discomfort
around 47-step onboarding flows. Has been observed deploying tools
with no login screen on purpose. Considers this a feature.
Exhibits an unusual condition wherein "done" means "actually deployed
and working," not "in a Figma file somewhere."
None on record. He does this alone.
This is not a cry for help. He has been asked.
ACTIVE. BUILDING SOMETHING. PROBABLY ALREADY SHIPPED IT.